using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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