Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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