I can text with my tongue
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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