I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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