btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
