I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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