I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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