My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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