i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.