I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.