Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed