dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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