He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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