Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I need water and some morals
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
