We're like a lot better than the average bears
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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