i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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