gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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