Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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