I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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