I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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