I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
