Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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