belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
