ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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