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(601): View more from Mississippi

woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time

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(601): woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time http://tfl.nu/qpy5

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(281): View more from Texas

He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Did you send adult things?

(281): View more from Texas

Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year

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(281): He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid (918): Did you send adult things? (281): Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year http://tfl.nu/10tv

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(540): View more from Virginia

the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.

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(540): the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years. http://tfl.nu/vthp

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I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.

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(601): I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water. http://tfl.nu/8w2r

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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!

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(+93): woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge! http://tfl.nu/6tpc

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(803): View more from South Carolina

The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

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(803): The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german.... http://tfl.nu/l2d8

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.

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(203): We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom. http://tfl.nu/yf2o

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.

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(919): My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights. http://tfl.nu/zugt

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?

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(847): I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt? http://tfl.nu/o3a9

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(419): View more from Ohio

I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

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it's a Wednesday?

(419): View more from Ohio

:)

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(419): I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone. (1-419): it's a Wednesday? (419): :) http://tfl.nu/grqr

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you

(571): View more from Virginia

Bonus points are bonus points regardless

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(973): Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you (571): Bonus points are bonus points regardless http://tfl.nu/vyof

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(331): View more from Illinois

DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME

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(331): DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME http://tfl.nu/8t0w

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(503): View more from Oregon

Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...

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(503): Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night... http://tfl.nu/z9ky

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.

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(920): You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands. http://tfl.nu/ucsy

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.

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(608): Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation. http://tfl.nu/o18n

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