Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Randomize
