so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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