4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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