gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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