I just cut my nipple shaving
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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