I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize