my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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