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Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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