Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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