he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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