How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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