I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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