just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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