glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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