he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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