Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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