What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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