Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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