real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My cat gives me a boner
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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