just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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