im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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