oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude i'm inner monologue high
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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