soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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