I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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