theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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