bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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