People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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