We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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