Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
