it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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