i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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