Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
is it fun? or sober?
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