you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You can make out without kissing
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