I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We just shotgunned beers for America
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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