You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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