So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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