...so i touched it.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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