Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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